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Bruce Rules. chuck drools. (Fuck You Chuck Norris​!​)

from Melodies Of The Rancid Meat by Rotten Possum

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well i don't need no army of darkness
i'll just blow a hole though your chest
with my trusty 12 gauge double barrel Remington
and if you didn't know that's my bigass gun
chuck norris is a little bitch
couldn't squash a fly with his baby fist
I've got a chainsaw and im aiming to win
and if that doesn't work
i'll pin him down with my chin

im going to run you down with my olds mobile 73'
if you try any of that wussy ass karate
i'll distract you with my eyebrow
cock my fist then "POW"
you just joined the army of the undead
you and your ugly ass ginger head

chuck norris your a living joke
i hope that you fuckin choke
on your career, your as harmless as a baby deer
your a washed up cowboy fuck thats been stuck in a 20 year rut
all your movies blow
just throw yourself into an active volcano

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from Melodies Of The Rancid Meat, released August 2, 2015

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